by Saint Peter II
In bold press conferences and field photo ops Major General Electric wages a courageous campaign to win the hearts and minds of the media by launching preemptive attacks on reality. A firm believer in the ends justifying the means, Maj Gen Electric battles on despite shifting means and there being no end in sight. Bravely he continues to present the administration’s position, even as the administration heroically searches for it. Undefeated in the media wars, Maj Gen Electric leaves oponents speechless and should all else fail, shuts off the mike. He adjourns knowing well today’s problems will soon be swept away by yet new disasters. Travel with the general as we fight the oil crusade in its many manifestations.
The Military is currently and forever asking for more troops and Major General Electric has outlined the proposed troop dispositions.

Some of the concerns of the military about previously falling enlistments seem to have been resolved by the recession proving that there is indeed a silver lining in every dark cloud.
The bombs continue to go off in Iraq, but the success of our military operations is undiminished.
Still none can deny the benefits of bringing democracy to Iraq and that leaves ope the hope that we can bring the same benefits to Afghanistan.

At the end of the day our military forays in Asia, Africa and probably soon in South America leave

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What’s to be done as one man once asked, well how about a restoration?
Well if the czar didn’t quite work out as well as hoped, then we can always rely on Camelot, I guess?

If in every dark cloud there is a silver lining, then possibly in the case of our current travails it will be the lesson learned. Misters Drip & Drop examine the question of what’s been learned.

Misters Drip & Drop are not the kind of reporters who are loath to leave the studio and below they are in the street investigating a particularly gruesome murder of Mr Dollar, an American folk hero.

Another scenario is that Mr Dollar isn’t stabbed in the back in an alley, but is formally executed by the political bureaurats who after having misused Mr Dollar for their own purposes, now find him an embarrassment and decide rather than having to explain his diminished condition to the detriment of their careers, they sentence him to death. See below.

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A REVIEW OF THE THINGS tHE oLIY oNE FORGOT TO MENTION IN HIS FAREWELL ADDRESS! Click to view as a PDF.
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S Palin has stated that out being in Iraq a Mission “That is from God.” Many are deeply concerned about how this third league sports caster is positioned one rather faint heartbeat from the presidency should McCain be elected and live long enough to become president. Overlooked are the advantages of having a vice president or possibly president who is able to fathom the often mysterious will of God. We have every reason to believe that Palin will be further able decipher the Supreme Beings will and point out among many other matters a celestially sanctioned foreign policy, how to pay for the BIG Deep, how better to ignore the homeless and poor and possibly, and most importantly, how to sell Chevy’s and get the voters in the Midwest back on their feet. Such problematically bedeviled matters as to how to dispose of illegal immigrants, kids who wear their pants too low and pot smokers should be a cinch what with Palin having a hot line to the BIG GUY.
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HAVING JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT HIS NEW TAX BILL OF 700 BILLION THIS TAX PAYER FINDS HOPE ONLY IN THAT HE IS HARD TO FIND.
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new troop deployments have been announced by Maj Gen Electric. While leaving considerable room for maneuver, the deployments have been heralded by their authors for their inclusiveness. Adherents claim that not only do the deployments allow for strategic considerations, but also take into account the budgetary wars necessary to maintain the military in the fashion to which it has become accustomed. No offal word on the deployment of the nine Gulf Stream jets the pentagon ordered but sources close to the pentagon and other major corporations left little doubt that they would be deployed as necessary to Hawaii and the Caribbean, most certainly in the winter.