Palin in ’12
Mister Drip a life long progressive who marched against the Vietnam War, for civil rights and worked for Sen Gene McCarthy has jumper the fence and now supports Sarah Palin for President in ’12.
This year a lot of people are running on the God Ticket.
Both Mister Drip & Drop agree that President Palin would be the best thing for editorial cartoons since The Oily One and fondly remember the debate between Palin and Biden
Still thoughts about the feeling of politicians need be considered.
Shock and Awe, Baffled and Bewildered, the country is left to wonder about Sarah as discussed by your hosts at The 6:01 News.
Breaking Palin News
Palin: Allegations of Moose Water Boarding Surface
Allegations and rumors of Palin moose water boarding have again arisen in Wasilla, Alaska. This time the rumors seem to have started in The Wasilla Moose Lodge # 12 and have reportedly caused outrage and trepidation among the Moose. The former Miss Wasilla, long a Moose favorite took a hit in the polls when the State Council of Moose Lodges decried the water boarding of Moose in any and all circumstances and followed up by issuing a statement outlining alternative ways to assure national, state, county and city security.
The Wasilla ASPCA took a strong stand against Palin and extended its mandate to all species claiming that Moose don’t bother anyone and a few DUI busts don’t justify torture. Despite the loss of personal accomplishment and satisfaction Palin derives from Moose water boarding, the ASPCA maintained her actions represented cruelty and she should pray harder to be kind and foreswear water boarding.
New questions arose among members of the Wasilla City Council TO ASCERTAIN if Palin was water boarding the four legged Moose, the two legged Moose or both. Sources close to The Mat-Su Frontiersman, where Palin once worked as a sports caster/ reporter, say Palin has nothing against moose, per se on an individual level, but she is also an individual and has a right to satisfy her needs. Some of the news sources who contacted Palin’s committee on Moose water boarding are reported missing and those who returned with interviews in hand reported Palin as asking, “What earthly good is all this going to do me. I could see it if it helped and I always strive to set the record straight when it comes to my goals, but this whole thing stinks, yes I say stinks of some commie, pinko, effete cappuccino slurping twinkies who should find something more productive to do with themselves like running for president, like me. Yes they should put their pointy heads together and try to be more like me, but not like Levi who does dirty pictures. I never did any dirty pictures. I may have been tempted by the money and the flashing thing, but I never did dirty pictures and wouldn’t support anyone who did. I won’t have such people in my administration and Levi can only visit the White House when escorted by a team of Private Military Contractors in case he wants to show his stuff in the Oval office. We had enough of that with you know who and nobody will be showing their stuff when I’m president unless it’s me and frankly I’m getting a bit older and more modest as the years ago by so I probably won’t be flashing my stuff in the White House, you can take that to the Wasilla Bank and if it’s out of business take it to the savings and loan. That’s all I have to say about this matter.”