MAJ. Gen. Electric, host YET MORE GOOD NEWS FROM OUR WARS
In bold press conferences and field photo ops Major General Electric wages a courageous campaign to win the hearts and minds of the media by launching preemptive attacks on reality. A firm believer in the ends justifying the means, Maj Gen Electric battles on despite shifting means and there being no end in sight. Bravely he continues to present the administrations position, even as the administration heroically searches for it. Undefeated in the media wars, Maj Gen Electric leaves opponents speechless and should all else fail, shuts off the mike. He adjourns knowing well today’s problems will soon be swept away by yet new disasters. Travel with the general as we fight the oil crusade, publish him in serial form or take him home in a poster. see contact us for details.
Meanwhile, until we get up to full strength we are enjoying huge success from Afghanistan and Iraq, from Africa to Indonesia and hope to continue with such success in Iran and of course South America could also use a good hosing down.
Major general electric informing troops of the disclaimers that accompany the new ammo labeling protocol, “Sometimes regular fire is friendly and other times not, friendly fire isn’t guaranteed unfriendly as sometimes it’s friendly but it could be a dud then it can be friendly or otherwise, unfriendly fire can come from anywhere at all and can be helpful or not depending on the politics of those it lands on and varying changing factors and circumstances, but always remember mistakes and accidents are very much in the mix. In closing let extend the warmest regards from ordinance manufacturers fraternity who wish you happy shooting”
Major General Electric and Lt. Gen. Motors Review The Troops
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