Saint Peter II

In bold press conferences and field photo ops Major General Electric wages a courageous campaign to win the hearts and minds of the media by launching preemptive attacks on reality. A firm believer in the ends justifying the means, Maj Gen Electric battles on despite shifting means and there being no end in sight. Bravely he continues to present the administration’s position, even as the administration heroically searches for it. Undefeated in the media wars, Maj Gen Electric leaves oponents speechless and should all else fail, shuts off the mike. He adjourns knowing well today’s problems will soon be swept away by yet new disasters. Travel with the general as we fight the oil crusade in its many manifestations.

The Military is currently and forever asking for more troops and Major General Electric has outlined the proposed troop dispositions.

Some of the concerns of the military about previously falling enlistments seem to have been resolved by the recession proving that there is indeed a silver lining in every dark cloud.

The bombs continue to go off in Iraq, but the success of our military operations is undiminished.

Still none can deny the benefits of bringing democracy to Iraq and that leaves ope the hope that we can bring the same benefits to Afghanistan.

At the end of the day our military forays in Asia,  Africa and probably soon in South America leave